Thursday, July 3, 2008

San Francisco Unveils Alien Deportation System

July 3, 2008 - San Francisco, Kalifornia...
"Just in from the Greasywrench Press Service"
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Mayor Gavin Nuisance and the City of San Francisco previewed its new Deportation System for illegal aliens who commit drug related felonies. The proud Mayor of the "City By The Bay" announced the system would be the perfect way to deal with the scourge of drug related crimes being committed by "undocumented guest felons".

A beaming Mayor Nuisance proudly proclaimed "Hey guys, check it out, it works just as we designed it to work". Here in this photo from Unassociated Press is the first guest felon being sent back to his home country. "I'll be back in a sec" the unidentified man thundered.

Mayor Nuisance vehemently denied the reports from Michelle Malkin's web site that the city was surreptitiously sending several guest felons on free airline trips out of State only so they could return to Kalifornia's northern coast to commit more crimes. "This is San Francisco" shot back the Mayor. "Would we do that?"

In a related story, the City Of Berkeley denied rumors it was considering sending convicted murderers to "sensitivity training" and "anger management classes" in lieu of prison sentences.

House Speaker and San Francisco native Nancy Pelosi had no comment....

More news to follow...

2 comments:

Donald Douglas said...

Wishing you a Happy 4th of July!!

Greasywrench said...

And a very happy fourth to you too Donald.